CHAPTER 24

I stayed 3 hours talking to the police, i told them what happened eb my house, bas magelt 3an el pin messages.


Lulu came in, awal ma fachaat elbab yat tabe tarketh lay 3ndy w bt9arekh: 7E9OOOOO

Wela james eysheelha wy9arekh: WHAT THE HEEEEEEEELL ARE YOU DOIN'?

Lulu: WAAAAAH!!! SH'HAAL DOUB ELEE SHALNY!!

Me: james leave her its okay, she's lulu, then one i've told you about

James: ohh, my bad, im sorry miss lulu

Lulu: yeah, thats better, why did you carry me!!!!!?

James: don't test me gurl, i thought you were going to attack her!

Lulu: really?

James: yeah

Lulu: then you still didn't know me, i test EVERYBODY!

James: oh no you di2eeent (didn't bas eb 6areeqat el sumur)

Lulu: oh yes i di22et

James: you want a piece of me?

Lulu: nope, i want the whole thing


LOOOOOOOL! i laughed so hard ele 3ayny bedat etdam3

James gave lulu a death stare, something tells me that there not going to like each other

Lulu: wayyyy3 sh'hal melaq ele ubuch yayebhum, ana a7sb ga3da testahbelayn

Me: laysh bastahbel ya bgara

Lulu: madreee, bas ma amlaq men el asmar ela el abyth ele yame, wa3 laysh maysalm maygoul shay, dama thegeeeeeeeeel

Me: lulu

She cut me off

Lulu: walah 9ej, shoufay shuwarba chena saher el layl

Me: ya luluuuu

Lulu: khal akaml, t3arfeen hathayla ele b london yalbsoun hdoum 7amra w kabous 6weel 3la ras'hum? el guards? hatha methelhum

W el khebla bedat teth7ak brou7ha

Bader: asf ma salamt, khalas bacher a7alq shuwarby 3ashan ma akoun methl saher el layl 3ala goltch


Lulu's face? SPEECHLESS! chena a7ad ma36eeeha kaf


Lulu: ahh 3ayal ana asta2thn

Me: chub ya bgra w ge3day

Lulu: walah ana asfa, walah ma kan qasdy, walah ana

bader ga6a3ha w gal: laaa 3ade, bel3aks tha7akteeny

Lulu: walah asfaaaa

James: daaaaaaaamn gurl, you got a big mouth, since you came you didn't stop talkin'

Lulu: hey you!! a9lan if i didn't come then it would have been boring ok?


James: yeah yeah sure

Lulu: whatever, a9lan i don't like you

James: oh noo! im gonna cryyy, lulu doesn't like me , gurl i don't like you too!

Lulu sawatlaa 7arakat loser

LOOOOL 7ad'hum film!!


Zayoun yat 3ugub! i can hear her screams men el hallway

Ga3da etghany star ships malat nicki minaj


*She still didn't enter the room*

"STARSHIPS WERE MEANT TO FLYYYYY! HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKYY!


James: who's this idiot

Me: haha she's alzain, but we call her zayoun

James: im gonn' try to scare her ya'll

Lulu: you don't need to try, you scare everybody!

James 3a6a lulu nathra elee etgoul: were not done yet



Zayoun garebat yam el bab, she was about to open it wlaa james yangz eb wayhaa wy9arek: BOOOOOO!


Zayoun: YOUMMAAAA!!!!!!

Kelna ba6aynaha the7k

Z: 7ASBY ALLAH 3ALAH BLEESK YA3ALK MATERBA7!!!

James: english please

Z: wayh hatha shlun atarjmla al7eeen? i wish you would never win!

James: why? we ain't playin' a game zayoun

Z: ok ok-.-

Zayoun was wearing a baby blue free city pants wya a white shirt w lulu kanat labsa her jeans shorts wya a plain shirt, kel wa7da kubat'ha foug ras'ha

Zayoun: wayyyy3 umy bet6al3ne mn madresty !!

Me: laysh? wayn betwadeech?

Zayoun: shdarany 3anha!! betwadeeny madressat me7sn! wa3 ma3arf a7ad ehnak!

Me and lulu looked at each other then laughed

Z: shytha7k?

Lulu: ya 9khala, ana w 7e9o ray7een ehnak next year!

Z: AY SHAY??????? GOULAW WAALAAH?

us: WALAH!

James: walah! what are ya'll talkin about again

Lulu: why do you have to tetlaygaf in everything!?

James: did i talk to you? no!

Baba and maryam and me7sn came later

We stayed all night talking, i faked a smile, but deep down i was scared a lott!