CHAPTER 20

When we got into the detention room i saw that it was only me and ahmed in the whole school that had detention, and guess who our supervisor was? Miss Jill, the oldest and laziest teacher in our school. She was sleeping, I knew that she wouldn't wake up till tomorrow 


Ahmed: uhh nayma el ablaa


Me: shhhh!!!!


Ahmed whispering: shfeech


Me whispering back: en6r


I took out a pen and marked my name and ahmed's that we came and stayed the whole time in the detention room


I pointed to Ahmed ena yallah lets get out of here


When we got out of the room ahmed said: yanaaytay? Nag9een mashakel e7na?


Me: weeh allah eykhaleek, hal abla men tnaam mattgoum ela el sna el yaya


Ahmed: enzain, bas shbnsawy al7een


Me: barou7 w bag3ad b starbucks starbucks  3ala ma sayegy eyeee, maby omy t7s iny kshat bel detention


Ahmed: w shloun btrou7en starbucks


Me: mashy


Ahmed: yanaaaytay?


Me: haw kela ana w ghaloo w misho namshy lay hnak lamn we ditch class, bas 3 minutes


Ahmed: mu hayneeen:p yallah emshay


We walked to starbucks, when we got in we ordered and sat at a table, it was empty, we were the only customers


Ahmed: ams mohammed galy ena 3ana w 3an ekhtch, wallah 9edamny


Me: khalny sakta bas, ma7ad mn9dm kethry


Ahmed: haha sh3alaaych bt9eerenly


Me: hehe mn gadddy


An hour passed, it was time to get back to school, i went and checked in the detention room, miss jill was still sleeping=))


I got into the car with raj


Raj: hahah jawa what did you do wrong this time?


Raj knew that if i was late in school i would be in trouble


Me: i slept in class


Raj: why you no sleep at home


Me: i couldn't sleep


Raj wouldn't stop talking




I finally reached home, when i got in i saw muneera sitting in the coach, looking pissed, there was no sign of my parents


Me: uhh muneera wayn mama w baba


Muneera: saferaw


Me: na3aaam? laish enshalah? w laish ma7ad eygooly! ana mu bent'hoom?


Muneera: kelshay 9ar faj2a w obooy 3nda shghel


Me: wayn ra7aw


Muneera: Germany


Me: lay meta?


Muneera: 3 weeks


Me: 3 WEEKS??? wetgoleeenly faj2a haa?


Muneera: ana ba3ad mn9adma, bas ely 9ademny akthar ohwa laish en6aradtay men el79a w 9arakhtay bwayh el estath


Me: W laish dagaw 3alaych


Muneera: lana dagaw 3ala omy w oboy w kan mobilat'hooom 6afya, fa dagaw 3ala secretary baba w ehya dgat 3alay, al7een ely ba3arfa, laish 9arakhtay?


Me: lana knt nayma bl class w uhwa faj2a yaa w beda ey9arekh wyql adaba 3alay! tabeeny asktla? Haman a7med dafa3 3any! Fa 3a6ouny ana wyaa detention


Muneera: Ahmed?


Me: eh Ahmed, okhoo el7abeeeeb;)


Muneera's face 9ar a7mar


Me: ohhhhhhh esta7aayna


Muneera: chub, al7een ba6awflch eyaha this time, bs laman omy w oboy eyrdoun maby ay mshakl bel madresa, omy wa9atny 3alaych, w etha ana w fahad mu bel bayt ts2leen rosy w t3tabraynha mama, etha galat laa ya3ny laaa, okay?


Me: okay


Rosy came in the living room: JAWA! mama say that i am in charge of you manoura and Fahouda 


Me and muneera giggled when she said fahoudaaaa=))


Rosy: so you will listen to me, now you will go change your clothes then have lunch, then you will take your medicine then study, at 7 you have piano lesson


Me: nooooooooo i dont want piano


Rosy: not your choice! The teacher will come at 7


Ugh, I don't get why my father does this to me, he wants me to be "talented" since i was 7 years old i've been having piano lessons, except during summer vacation. He didn't do this to Fahad or Muneera, I was forced to learn. Not fair at all.


I went upstairs, got dressed then went downstairs to have lunch. I was sleepy/tired/exausted, i wouldn't sleep lana adre etha nmt ra7 tekhtrb el nouma.


I ate till i was stuffed, Rosy was worser than my grandmother, she'd force you to eat 7 times! No joke!  




I took my medicine right after lunch, your probably wondering why i take medications right? Well when i was born i had something wrong in my heart, i don't know what it was, i just knew that i stayed in the hospital till i was 2 months old. Ever since that i've been taking medicine my whole life.




I surely wasn't going to study, so  I decided to go and bake something, since today's monday which means akoo zwara, I went and searched for some cook books in the kitchen, I decided to cook a vanilla cake since it was the easiest thing to do:p


I wore my

and went to the jam3yaa with Rosy! She bought some stuff for our house and i went to the baking section, I bought all the things I needed, as i was paying at the cashier fahad called me




Me: alooo


Fahad: alooo yal nezgha waynch


Me: eb maldives


Fahad: tnakteen?


Me: ya3ny wayny? bel jam3ya weya Rosy


Fahad: jawoo tekfayn yeebely zegayer


Me: yanaayt wstakhafayt? Shbyfakroun el awadem?


Fahad: la7ad eyshoufch


Me: waay w Rosy?


Fahad: khaleeha tan6rch bel sayara


Me: okay


I told Rosy to wait for me in the car. I walked to the cigarets shop


Me: loo sama7t aby packetayn


The man: ayyyy el2araaf daah! bnt wtdakhen! laaa w 3omerha aqal men 18


Me: shtaby? 7ag okhoy


The man: kol bnt bt2ool keda, w akher shay betdakhen wya 9adeqat'ha


Me: 6aa3 hatha! agoulk 7ag okhouy mu 7agy! bachatheb mathalan?


The man started complaining and threatening me that he would call the security if i didn't leave


Suddenly a guy behind me said: ahh law sama7t tara ehya ma3ay


He took the cigarets from the cashier, then when we exited the door he gave them to me and said: staghferallah madre laish sawayt chethy, bas ga3da et'thay3een 3omrch 


Me: waaaay!! masema3tny agoul 7ag elrayal ena 7ag okhoy?


I grabbed my phone out of my pocket and called Fahad, i put him on speaker


Me: alooo


Fahad: halah jawa


Me: fahad ent shno gayely ayeeblk men el jam3ya


Fahad: zegayer


Me: w cham 3omrk 


Fahad: 20


Me: w sht9eerly?


Fahad: testahblayn 9a7? ya3ny matadren eny okhooch?


Me: way fahad laman ard elbayt afahmk


When i closed the phone the man looked at me like he just won a million dollars


Me: 9adagt?


Guy: jawa?


Me: uhhh ehh?


Guy: ma3arafteeny?


Me: laaaa...


Guy: ana refeej fhaaid w faris!


Me: sorry ma3araftk


Guy: ana cookie 


Me: haaaaa?


Guy: sorry ana turki, entay kntay 9gheeera 7ayl fa kntay tgoleenly cookie, w lay kntay 10 sneen wntay tnadeeny cookie


Me: sorry madre laish layl7en mat'thakar


Turki: laaa 3ade, enshalah tathkreeen, w asf thalamtch


Me: laa shda3wa


I went back home and told Fahad the whole story then went and started cooking my cake


I was done by 6, i ran and took a shower, Fahad and Muneera already went and they took my cake with them, i was going to my grandma's when i was done


When i went downstairs to the basement, where my piano was, i saw Mademoiselle Emma , sitting and waiting for me, she was french


Me: good evening Mademoiselle


Miss emma: Good evening! Wow you grew up since the last time i saw you


Me: haha yes i did! You look more pretty now with the new hair cut! 


Miss emma: thankyou so much sweetheart! 


After an hour of torture i was done! 


I ran upstairs and wore this

Nasser called me when I finished changing 

Me:aloooo

Nasser: jawoo btyen lezwara wya ekhwanch?

Me: ekhwany ra7aw, ana al7een barou7 wya elsayeg

Nasser: laaa ana yam baytkom, 2 minutes w nezlay 

Me: okay

I wore my shoes and took my bag and went outside.