Saturday, 7 July 2012

CHAPTER 6


Misho: hatha ely layan mat7ba! hatha ely chathabna 3alayh w gelnala ena ana 7amany!

Layan: kill me now

Me: wayn 7amany?

Layan: ra7 ey9ob banzeen w now rad

Me: ashwa, yallah khal nrkab elsayara w emshaw mac, 3ashan 7amany mayshoufa

Layan: yalah!

Bader was with us, bas kan wagef eysoulf weya ghala w nouf fa ma sema3na

I went to them with layan and misho

Me: yallah ta3alaw

Ghala: wayn?

Me: ray7een mcdonalds, ma7b starbucks

Ghala: men meta mat7been starbucks

I eye balled her ena chub w emshay ba3dayn tefhmeen

Misho: ana meshtehy mcdonalds yallah! 

Bader: yalah imshaw

Nouf: wait adeg 3ala 7amany w agoula ma eyee ehny

We got into the car, i drove to mcdonalds.

El7mdelah 7amany didn't see him, that was too close

We entered, ordered and sat all of us in a long table

Moments later wela wa7da dashat,  sha3arha curly 7ayl w lona orange 

3azooz: ohh shofaw meryam fares dashat

He didn't realize that his voice was loud

Magedart awagf the7k

Lafat 3alayh chan etgoul: khaaayw (khayr bas 3endaha ladgha) 3endk mushkela weya sha3wy (sha3ry)

3azoooz wayha 9ar a7mar chan eygoul: haa? la shaku magelt shy

Girl: laa goul, tawa (tara) sema3tek lema3loomatk, mu 3ajbk sha3wy(sha3ry)

Rakan: ekhty shaka brou7ch ena sha3wch (sha3rch bas kan ga3d eyqaled'ha=))  ) mu 7lw?

Misho: wooooow sha3rch wayed 7lw, yalayt law sha3ry curly, chan 9ebaghtaa blonde

Ghala: LOL misho+curly hair +blonde, wallah shaklk eykoun ghala6

Bader: wallah e3jebatny akhew (akher) ghnyaa maltch: mn 3youny

Nouf: LOOL 7awam (7aram) 3alaykoum

Girl: way waay3 yahaal

Chan te6la3 bara el ma63am

all of us: KAAAAAAK

LOL wallah elsanaaa 6weel


We went back to the shalayh, misho w the guys ra7aw duwanyat madre mnu, muneera and her friends kanaw ga3deeen dakhel elshalayh,so we decided to walk on the beach

We were taking pictures wela a ball hit layan's head

Layan: w thowaaaaal! a777 rasyy

I can see someone run from far away, i couldn't recognize their face cause it was dark

They were getting closer, it seemed like 2 guys

They were the guys ely blma63am, el maleeeeq w abdullah


Abdullah: wallah asf ma kan qasdy eny a7thf 3alaych elkooora

Layan: la 3ade

el maleeq: ohhh hathy jawa ely belma63am!

Me: ehh

Guy: ana msa3ad

Me: ok

DEGARTA! AKHH A7LA SH3OOR!

Msa3ad: shda3wa bas ok

Me: shtabeeny agoulk mathalan?

Abdullah: bas msa3ad

Msa3ad: laish mu belma63am

Me: mu lasm ag3ad belma63am 6ol 7ayaty, agdar a6la3, bas adawm weekdays

Msa3ad: aha, 3bayd ana ba9begek w baro7 elshalayh

Abdullah: eh ok

Me: akhheran ra7 el malee8

Abdullah: kaak la wallah galba abyath

Msa3ad wegaf chan eylf wygouly: shgeltay?

Me: magelt shay laish?

Msa3ad: 3ayal laish gal wallah galbah abyath?

Nouf: way3aaa, 3afya ethouuun, sama3aat 7ashaa

Msa3ad: goulay mashaalah!

Nouf: mashalah mashalah

Msa3ad: yallah laish gal?

Me: glt 3ank maleeq

Msa3ad: la wallah

Me: eh wallah

Msa3ad: ok ya jawa

Chan yamshy

LOL em7asesny ena ey3arfny men qarn 3asshan eykalmny chethy


Me: yallah bye abdullah

Abdullah: bye, 3aash men shafch

Me: 3ashat ayamk 

We went back to the shalayh, stayed with my sister and her friends.

At 12:30 everyone was asleep, except me layan nouf &ghala

Kel elawlaad naymeen eb shalayh misho

Layan: uff malayt

Me: ana ba3ad

Nouf: shtaboun ensawy?

Layan: khal nboug elsayara aw el6arad w netmasha feh!

Nouf: bagch hendy goulay ameen! bhal wakt? enhabaltay?

Layan: waay shda3wa chill

Me: taboun nsoug sayara?

Ghala: ana mu mrta7a

Layan: eh yallah please!

Nouf: laaa

Me: yallah 3aad

Ghalaa: ok yallah, bas shloun? w muneera?

Me: wait aroou7 achayek 3alayha

I went upstairs to find her eb sab3 noumaa

Me: nayma wallah tadry 3anaa

Layan: yallah imshaw!

Nouf: etha 9ar shay ana maly shughul!

Layan: ok entay malch shughil bas yallah imshaw!

We went to the car, we were wearing our pjs=))

Nouf: basouug!

Layan: la 7abeebty, nesaytay akher mara segtay bel khairan? baghayna nmouut!

Me: ana basog yallah rekbaw!

We got into the car and we just cruised around with music blasting all the way

Layan: Shit shit!!!!! 7amany ga3d eydg 3alay!!!

Me: NO WAY!!!

I stopped the car on the side w we closed the music

Layan: akhaf ard!

Me: reday w 7a6ey on speaker!

Layan: aloo?

7amany: layan waynch?

Re7na feha, we were hoping ena wallah sayara et6g hern

Layan: belshalayh laysh?

7amany: 3ndkoum 7aleeb kakaw? 7ade meshtehy w shalayh misho mafee

MALAT 3ALAYH WAGAF GALBY!!!!

Layan: ifffff malat 3alayk khara3tny! laa maku, yallah bye banam

7amany: olah laysh khara3tch?

Layan: dag 12 belayl a7asb fekoum shay

7amany: lool la mafena shay, yallah goodnight

Layan: goodnight

As soon as she hanged up the line wela shr6y eywagefna

Hal mara 9ej re7na feha

Ghala bedat tabchy

Nouf: sheftaw? geltlekoum!

Me: chub khal nshouf shyby

Sher6y: wayn el license w daftar elsayara

Me: ma3ndy license 

Sher6y: 6al3a eb ne9 el layl w men ghayr license? 

Me: shasaawy, refejty ta3bana 7ayl w ga3da tabchy men el3awar, w ma7ad 3endna belshalayh

Sher6y: 3a6eeny raqam ubuuch

Me: ubuy msafer

Sher6y: umch

Me: msafra weya

Sher6y: ekhtch, ukhuch!ay a7ad!

Me: ana wa7edat ahaly, law sama7t shoufha ga3da tabchy 7ayl, ana maknt aby asoug w men ghayr license bas shasawy, a7taj arou7 ashtereelaha duwa

Sher6y: 3a6eeny daftar elsayara, w shlabsaa?

Shekel elsher6y hatha haylgy, not like other cops, shakla nou3a ely eyghazel

I gave it to him

Me: labsa pajama, geltlek refejty ta3bana 7ayl, men elkhar3a ma medany abadl

Sher6y: bent AlX haa?

Me: eh

Sher6y: Shey9erlch Fahad AlX, ely  kbeer 7ayl

Me: yady

Ekhtra3 awal ma 3araf ena hatha yade, beda yetkalam eb e7tram w 3adal eslouba w kel shway eygoul law sama7tay, LOL shda3wa kel hatha, but wait, i had an idea, yet i was scared to do it, i finally did it and said


Me: ana ma aby atfaham wyaak, adeg 3ala yade eykalmk a7san

Sher6y: ha? la mu lasm! 

Ekhtra3

Me: ambala! may9eer ana akalm sher6y eb hal layl, la w emwagfny 7ag rubu3 sa3a 

I was faking ina ga3da adg 3ala yade



Me: alooo, hii baba fahad, ana wagfa bel lafa malat shalayhna, aku sher6y esma Mohammad AlX emwagefny 3ashan ma3ndy license, ok al7en agoula, bas lat3a9eb 3alayh 7ayl

Knt 7ayl mekhtar3a

Atkalam eb kel theqa bs mn dakhel ga3da arjf

La w agoul lat3a9b 3aalayh w e7na el ghal6aneen

Me: yade eygoulk tabe etkalma

yarab eygoul la, yarab eygoul la

Sher6y: la mala da3y, entaw al7een redaw elshalayh, 7a9al khayr

ASHWAAAA!!!

Me: okay

3a6any daftar el sayara w meshayt

Layan: ZAYN MA BLT IB 9RWALY!

Nouf: 7MDAW RABKOUM BAS!

Ghala: jawa 9ej kalamtay baba fahad?

Me: yanaytay entay? 3ashan yethba7ny? i was faking it

Layan started laughing

me and ghala laughed too

Nouf: hay tara maytha7ek, law galch yabe eykalm yadech? chan shsawaytay?

Layan: YOLO nouf! khala9 the7kay!

Nouf: LOOOL yalaytny em9awra wayh ghala bas=))

Ghala: yawaylch!

We reached the shalayh el7mdellah muneera was still sleeping

We went to sleep 3ala 6oul


4 AM


I woke up eb ne9 noumy, i tried to go back to sleep bas maku fayda 




I changed to my 








Grabbed my ipod and went and sat by the pool, kheft arou7 el ba7ar ebrou7y eb hal layl

I was listening to songs, maknt adre wayn allah ga6ny

Faj2a wela a hand tapped on my shoulders 

I jumped from my chair and screamed: AAHHHHHHHH


I turned around to find bader

Bader: way shfeeech

Me: ent ely shfeek! khara3tny malat 3laayk!! 

Bader: shmga3dch?

Me: mafeny elnoum, ent?

Bader: you3an

LOL eyshawg

Me: ok shtaby takl?


Bader: madreee, takleen wyay

Me: yallah

We went to my shalayh's kitchen

Me: shtaby takl?

Bader: aby noodles

Me: ok yallah sawlk

Bader: entay shtaben?

Me: cornflakes

We made our food then went and ate it while watching tv


At around 6 we went back to sleep





3 comments:

  1. LOOOOL wallaah gam abchy men el'67k men hal chapter =)):'(

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  2. LOOL especially bader ga3d 3ashan you3an =))! Amazingg post ;* Post sooon!

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  3. when are you going to post chapter 11 I'm on my laptop every 5 minutes

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